Bullshit

well dylan was telling me how his dad called him and asked him to come outside cuz he bought crysta his sister a pouch of tabacco (yes their dad totally supports his 16 yr old SMOKING!!!) and then when dylan went outside to get it, he said oh i bought your brother ty (whos 23) one too (btw dylan SMOKES too and i do too ) and dylan is standing there like uhhh what about me? (background info WE bought him a birthday gift AND we bought him christmas giftS and they didnt even give him a penny for both... what a slap in the face

so dylan then farts as he tells the story and then yelled THATS BULLSHIT

the fart and the bullSHIT made me laugh so hard

Bowl of Cereal

tonight i went to walmart and bought some of their brand cereal called Krispy Flaks with Almonds. I never tried it before and when i came home i decided to have a bowl of it. I told Dylan got delicious it was and offered him a taste. I fed him a big spoon full, he then took the spoon and ate another spoon full then went for another one and instead of taking a spoon full, he tried to take MY cereal and walk away.

i was thinking "WTF" and he started to laugh and i burst out too.

yes we are that dorky of a couple.